i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends
today i heard a guy say “cool story bro” and i could practically feel his virginity rub up against me
everyone deserves to experience having a hot teacher
- ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via trust)
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.