Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry